Friday, November 13, 2009

Can I Get My Own Invisible Fence?!

As Robert Frost famously quoted, "good fences make good neighbors" - and though his fence was really a stone wall, the same can be true of any fence, even an invisible one.

Several dogs on our street have invisible fences and as someone whose heart pounds when an unknown dog races toward me barking like he's a rabid wild thing, I think it's a fabulous idea. It's so simple - an underground wire transmits a warning beep to your dog if he tries to cross the "fence". It's a win-win for you and your dog - he gets to frolic freely and you know he's not roaming the streets getting into mischief, plus your neighbors aren't afraid to walk past your home. So, why do I want one? I don't even have a dog . . .

What I want is a reverse invisible fence, a perimeter around me that keeps people out. I would feel much more neighborly towards strangers if they were not so close! Perhaps I should call my new fence The Invisible Personal Space - of course, I have an invisible personal space already . . . we all do. The problem is that not everyone respects it - so my idea is to have an invisible one that sends a little warning beep to Members of the Public who try to cross this line. The generally accepted distance for personal space (in the US) is an arm's length. If you want to get technical, there are four different levels of personal space, but the one called 'Social Distance' is 4 to 12 feet. That's right - four feet is the minimum!

This means the following behaviors are not allowed:

  • close talking (remember Aaron from Seinfeld?)
  • bumping the ankles of the person in front of you with your grocery cart (wow! does that hurt)
  • breathing on people as you push them down the airplane aisle in your haste to deplane
  • touching babies who aren't yours - no matter how cute!
  • standing closer than you have to on public transportation
  • sitting so close your legs/arms touch the person beside you, unless the seat is extremely crowded
  • etcetera, etcetera, etcetera (to quote Yul Brynner)
Now, if you're the King of Siam you can keep people out of your personal space - perhaps just by glaring at them. For the rest of us, it's a bit more difficult. Obviously my Invisible Personal Space idea isn't fully developed - the tricky part will be convincing strangers to wear the collar and transmitter! Until I can work this out, maybe I will just purchase one of these and stand behind it:


I hope your weekend includes plenty of personal space!

13 comments:

  1. Yul Brenner mastered that scowl!

    I truly understand your thoughts on personal space. I am quite uncomfortable hugging people I barely know...At my first KV conference, the PRESIDENT of the company reached out and hugged me upon our introduction. WHOA!!! I mumbled, graciously (?), that I was not comfortable with hugging strangers. Her reply was "Get used to it.We hug." Five years later, they all hug, I grudgingly do so...and I am still not comfortable with it. Haven't these people heard of handshakes?
    Jane (artfully graced)

    ReplyDelete
  2. I teach lots of business etiquette / professional etiquette courses and we always talk about hugging - it's a no-no, even if you're in a creative situation (designers seems to be big huggers!). But, I'm always surprised at how many people still insist on hugging. I did work with a company recently that has banned handshakes for the flu season - maybe the huggers will follow this lead . . .
    Cheers,
    Leah

    ReplyDelete
  3. Invisible Dog Fences have evolved over the past 25 years. The expensive and somewhat ugly chain link dog fences have fallen by the wayside in favor of the new electronic dog fences, which use invisible radio waves. Dogs have a habit of jumping over or digging under chain link dog fences or other solid barrier dog fences. An Invisible Fence is a good idea if you want to keep your dog safe. A wireless dog fence is great because you never have to worry about fixing broken wires. A Wireless Pet Fence is a good option for pet containment.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I have been looking for some posts related to electric fences for dogs glad that got some info here finally!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I have heard some really good things about the Radial-Shape Havahart Wireless Dog Fence. It covers up to one and a half football fields in all directions and can work for two dogs. I think I’m leaning towards going with that one.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I'm really enjoying the theme/design of your weblog. Do you ever run into any web browser compatibility problems? A small number of my blog audience have complained about my website not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Safari. Do you have any advice to help fix this problem?


    http://forum.v2cigs.com/profile/mairaarch

    Look into my blog e-cig facts

    ReplyDelete
  7. Hey there this is kind of of off topic but I was wanting to
    know if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML.
    I'm starting a blog soon but have no coding knowledge so I wanted to get advice from someone with experience. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

    My homepage - Muscle X

    ReplyDelete
  8. Fantastic goods from you, man. I've understand your stuff previous to and you're just too magnificent.
    I really like what you've acquired here, really like what you're saying and the way in which you say it.
    You make it enjoyable and you still take care of to keep it
    sensible. I cant wait to read far more from you.
    This is actually a terrific website.

    Feel free to surf to my website :: Work form home ()

    ReplyDelete
  9. Excellent beat ! I wish to apprentice even as you amend your web site, how can
    i subscribe for a blog web site? The account helped me a acceptable deal.
    I were tiny bit familiar of this your broadcast offered brilliant
    transparent idea

    Check out my blog post: Vimax Volume - -

    ReplyDelete
  10. Since the admin of this web page is working, no doubt very soon it will be famous,
    due to its quality contents.

    Feel free to surf to my web site :: best bodybuilding supplement

    ReplyDelete
  11. It's a shame you don't have a donate button!
    I'd without a doubt donate to this brilliant blog! I suppose for now i'll settle for book-marking and adding your
    RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to brand new updates and will talk about this blog with my Facebook group.
    Chat soon!

    my weblog; Ultra Slim Patch Weight Loss Program

    ReplyDelete
  12. I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I'm not sure whether or not this put up is written by way of him as nobody else know such particular about my difficulty. You're wonderful!

    Thanks!

    my web page: make real money online (leadinghomeprofitnetwork.net)

    ReplyDelete
  13. I have read so many articles regarding the blogger lovers except this piece of writing
    is in fact a good paragraph, keep it up.

    Here is my page - Androsolve Testosterone Booster (http://androsolvereviews.com)

    ReplyDelete

Related Posts with Thumbnails